One of the MANY lame conversations we have everyday.

Me: Wa bb. Luckily your gf has long legs. If she has short legs, then she wouldn't be able to take your bike.
(Cos his bike's very high. To me, it's like a challenge to sit on it everytime.)

Bb: Oh but B..

Me: What?!

Bb: I tell you but you cannot be angry arr.

Me: Ya, what?!

Bb: If I've a skinny gf, then I wouldn't need to buy this bike.
(His bike's very spacious and big.)

Me: Oh but bb, even if you have a skinny gf, you're still fat what. So, you still need a big bike to contain yourself afterall! 

WAHAHA.